The blog post I always wanted to make.

I’ve just ordered Bonnie Tyler’s Goalkeeping Blunders Vol 2.
It’s just totally clips of Joe Hart.

I bumped into Bonnie Tyler in that London. She said shall we go for a coffee?
I said Starbucks? She said no.
I said Costa? She said no.
I think she was holding out for a nero!

I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav
It’s rubbish
It keeps telling me to turn around, then every now and then it falls apart!

I came home from work one day and there was a blond haired woman tiling my kitchen singing her heart out
Ah I thought, that’s a Bonnie Tyler!